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[ Seagulls cawing ]

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♪♪

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[ Sniffs ]

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♪♪

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Whatcha doing?

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Just putting up
some more flyers.

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The ones I put up
the other day disappeared.

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So, you gonna hang around
for a while, or...?

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I would, but I got to put up
all these flyers around town.

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Hey, could somebody
shut the door?

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I think we got a draft
in here.

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[ Chuckles ]

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Hi.

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I'm here to pick up the key
to Bare Feet Retreat.

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I don't know
if you remember me, but --

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Oh, I remember you.

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Shit.Boy, do I remember you.

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Yeah, last time
you rented the house,

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I had to re-hang
all the pictures.

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I'm still getting sand
out of the knickknacks,

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and half the spoons
were gone.

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It's not easy finding
matching spoons, okay?

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And in fact,
they won't truly match

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until the new ones lose their
shine and muster up a patina.

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No parties this time,
I hope.

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No parties. I promise.

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All right, well,
I'll see you later.

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There was a-a bug.

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♪♪

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Tim: I want to assure you that
I won't be having any parties,

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but I do owe you an explanation
about something.

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It's a long story,
and it all started last year

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on my birthday.

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Hey, there's my Walt.

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Tell me those
are my new shoes.

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♪♪

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Hi.

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Uh, we're here to pick up
the keys to Bare Feet Retreat.

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Oh, yeah. Uh, you're gonna have
to look for my boyfriend.

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He's --

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You're diarrhea.

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Ha! See?

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I told you that commercial
would get you chicks.

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We're both actors. I mainly do
corporate training videos,

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but if you worked
for Kaiser Permanente,

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you would be losing
your shit right now.

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She doesn't care about --She does.

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We just need the keys.

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Okay, well, um, he's just
in the back,

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cleaning spaghetti
off the marlin.

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[ Chuckles ] We had a 2-year-old
in here earlier

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that was acting
like a real prick.

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I'm here
about the beach house.

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Yeah, can you
give me a sec?

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I just have to get these noodles
off before they crust up.

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[ Cellphone rings, beeps ]

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Hello?

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Uh, sorry to bother you,
Mr. Davis,

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but I have a DJ Maureen here

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looking to set up
some party or whatnot.

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And between you and me,
she's got a half a tattoo,

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and I wouldn't mind
seeing the other half.

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Shit.

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Look, I told her the party
was at the beach.

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The address is 246 Sandyland Way
in Mabel Beach.

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And it's a surprise, so tell her
not to show up until 9:00.

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[ Cellphone beeps ]

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You guys
having a party?

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Uh, just a little one.

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Is -- is that a problem?Not for me,

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but you probably don't want
my boyfriend to find out.

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It's his mom's house.

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Uh, you know, you can come
if you want, actually.

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It's -- It's diarrhea's
birthday.

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Oh, I don't know.

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I'd have to sneak out.

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But I did just get
these new shoes.

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No, you know what?

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It's Friday, and Tommy
was looking forward

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to pot roast pajama night.

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[ Sighs ]

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Are you sure?

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Those shoes look like they
deserve to stay up past 8:30.

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[ Laughing ] 8:30?

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We're not that lame.

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We don't go to bed till
after "Blue Bloods."

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So, I don't know what you guys
have up your sleeve

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as far as activities,

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but there's a whole shelf
full of games.

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For two players,
may I recommend Farkle?

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It's like Yahtzee
on steroids.

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Thanks. See you later.

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You know, I was thinking
about spicing things up tonight,

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throwing a square of dark
chocolate into the pot roast.

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Think I saw it
on "The Chew."

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Oh.

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♪♪

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This actually looks
kind of fun.

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Maybe after we order dinner,
we can --

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Eat this birthday cookie.

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What kind of coo--Nom, nom, nom.

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There's weed in this,
isn't there?

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Quite a bit.

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Thanks. I think.

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You know I haven't gotten high
since the breakup?

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It reminds me
of Jennifer --

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Yeah, I know, all right?

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But you can't not ever
get high again

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just because drugs remind you
of your ex-girlfriend.

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It's not healthy, man.

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[ Knock on door ]

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Who's that?

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I think it's my Uncle Bill.

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Looks like the old man
from "Up."

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In order for you to understand

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why seeing my Uncle Bill
outside your beach house

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was so strange,

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you need to know
a few things about him.

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Bill grew up in West Virginia,
and at 15,

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he started working
in the coal mines with his dad.

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He met his wife, Lorraine,
when he was 22.

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They couldn't have children,
so for the next 50 years,

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they spent their time
going to church,

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laying in the backyard
looking at clouds,

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playing cards with friends,
and just being in love.

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It was a simple life.

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♪♪

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A few years ago, I got the news

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that Lorraine died
of a heart attack.

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If my parents were still alive,
I might've gone to the funeral,

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but without somebody pressuring
me to go, I didn't.

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It was selfish,
especially because

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even though I hadn't seen Bill
since I was 5,

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he never forgot my birthday.

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Happy birthday.

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Thanks.

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What are you doing here?

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Well, I went
to your apartment,

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and the man in charge
of the lobby said you was here.

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Hi. I'm Bill.

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Joe.

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I reckoned this year I'd deliver
your card by hand.

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Could I use your washroom?

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I tried to use the one
on the bus,

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but I couldn't hold my breath
that long.

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[ Clears throat ]

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[ Sighs ]

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Well, you better hurry up.
Pop into your PJs.

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Yeah, actually,
my sister just texted.

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I have to babysit now.

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That's a little last-minute.

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Yeah, she matched
with someone on Tinder.

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Okay.
Well, um,

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I could put the roast back
in the pot, let it simmer,

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keep my hunger at bay
with a handful of raisins.

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No, you know,
it's fine.

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Um, she sounds like
she's in a slutty mood,

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so I could be stuck there
all night.

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Well, I guess I could tape
"Blue Bloods."

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Although
it's a new one tonight,

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and I got a Shriners meeting
in the morning.

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There's no way Glen doesn't
let a spoiler slip out.

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Maybe I could watch it

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and then you and I could
watch it together later?

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Sounds great.
[ Chuckles ]

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You seem to enjoy watching
the repeats

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more than
the originals anyways.

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Yeah, well, I'm a lot less
stressed the second go-around,

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that's for sure.

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You got to
get rid of him.

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I'm throwing you a party.

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DJ Maureen is coming.

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Seriously?

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We haven't hung out with her
since the last time we took...

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That's a lot of ecstasy.

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[ Coughing ]

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You know,
I was thinking, uh,

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maybe us two could
go fishing again.

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You remember the last time
we went fishing?

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You couldn't have been
more than 5.

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A big, old catfish got ahold
of your line

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and yanked you
right out of the boat.

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Yeah, I started crying,
and if I remember correctly,

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you started laughing.

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[ Chuckles ] I had to.

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Oh, you was terrified.

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I needed to let you know that
everything's gonna be okay,

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and it worked.

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You caught
the sillies from me,

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and then you started
laughing yourself.

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That's true. I did.

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[ Ecstasy rattles ]

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You must be tired.

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How about I help you
find a hotel nearby?

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I'm dying.

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[ Crickets chirping ]

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-Okay.
-I've got pneumoconiosis.

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It's commonly known
as Black Lung.

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My lungs are black.

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[ Knock on door ]

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Police! We're here to take
all your drugs!

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[ Laughs ]

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Happy birthday![ Cheering ]

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Oh, shit, you brought
the doorman, you crazy bitch.

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[ Indistinct chatter ]

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You'uns fixing
to have a party?

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Yeah, but it's not the kind
of party you would...

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My friend, he, uh...

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I don't do drugs, but some of
the people who are coming, uh --

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If there's gonna
be drugs at your party,

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I'd like to stay.

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Excuse me?

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I would be willing to try
some of them drugs.

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I don't --
What?

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Tim, I lived the way I thought
I was supposed to for 90 years,

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and there were a whole lot of
rewards along the way

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for doing so.

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Met a great woman.

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And since I was
faithful to her,

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she never left my side.

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I ain't never
touched alcohol.

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And because of that,

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I ain't never done nothing
that I've regretted.

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But lately,
I've been asking myself

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if I lived
too safe a life.

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What I'm saying is that I want
to see what life is like

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when I don't play
by the rules.

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My only fear is that,
if I like it,

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I'm gonna kick myself for
waiting 90 years to start.

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[ Cheering ]

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All right, everybody.

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Here we go.

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On you mark...

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get set...

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go!

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♪♪

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[ Cheering ]

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I don't feel nothing yet.

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Yeah, it's gonna take
about 45 minutes to kick in.

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Okay, but if I fall asleep
before then,

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be sure to wake me.

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Ecstasy can affect people
in different ways.

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Some people get creative

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and start to look at the world
in a different way.

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♪♪

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Some people dance.

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♪♪

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Some people like to touch
and be touched.

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♪♪

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Me? I tend to
get introspective.

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I'm thinking
about quitting acting.

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Why?
You're so famous.

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For being the face
of diarrhea.

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Ah.

255
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I just don't want to end up
like our doorman.

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He used to be an actor,
and the rumor is

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that he ended up
doing porn.

258
00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:25,320
No.

259
00:10:25,363 --> 00:10:27,322
[ Inhales deeply ]

260
00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:29,063
I feel real good.

261
00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:30,673
You guys feel real good?

262
00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:31,848
[ Chuckles ] Amazing.

263
00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:33,154
We feel great.

264
00:10:33,197 --> 00:10:34,895
[ Sighs ]

265
00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:37,332
[ Fuzz scratching ]

266
00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:40,770
[ Sighs ] I can't believe
I was gonna eat pot roast

267
00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:43,686
and watch "Blue Bloods"
with my boyfriend tonight.

268
00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,557
[ Chuckles ]Where'd you guys meet?

269
00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:49,387
Mm. We dropped out
of law school together.

270
00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:55,219
He's really, really, really,
really, really, really, really,

271
00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:58,266
really, really, really, really,
really, really, really, really,

272
00:10:58,309 --> 00:11:01,617
really nice.

273
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,575
He sounds nice.

274
00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:05,360
Yeah.

275
00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:09,538
This is the first time
I've done euphoria.

276
00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:10,974
Me, too.

277
00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:13,324
Remember we talked about that
in the kitchen?

278
00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:15,326
It's called
ecstasy, Bill.

279
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:16,676
What is?

280
00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,373
-Ah.
-The drug. It's called ecstasy.

281
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:19,809
What did I say?

282
00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:21,681
[ Laughing ] I don't know.
Something else.

283
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,160
[ Laughs ]

284
00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:25,206
[ Sighs ] I just wish Tommy
wouldn't act like

285
00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:27,643
we're already
an old married couple.

286
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:32,430
Last weekend, we put together a
puzzle I bought at a yard sale.

287
00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:34,171
I like puzzles.

288
00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:35,520
[ Chuckles ] Me, too.

289
00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,914
That's why I bought one
at a yard sale.

290
00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:40,177
[ Sighs ]

291
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:42,963
Your feet are beautiful.

292
00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:45,792
I know. [ Giggles ]

293
00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:48,577
You want to touch them?

294
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:54,191
It'd be okay?
I think so.

295
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:55,758
Yeah, it's okay.

296
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:58,848
Maybe I should be a puzzle maker
instead of an actor.

297
00:11:58,892 --> 00:12:00,894
♪♪

298
00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,243
You'd be good at that.

299
00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:05,507
You know what?
I like the corner pieces.

300
00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,770
You should make
more corner pieces.

301
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,816
I feel great.

302
00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:11,556
Do you guys feel great?

303
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,429
[ Chuckles ] Amazing.

304
00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:17,345
This is the first time
I've tried euphoria.

305
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:21,566
The rest of the night
is a bit of a blur,

306
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,873
but I do remember bits
and pieces.

307
00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:27,790
♪♪

308
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:30,662
Some girl tripped and put her
head through one of your walls,

309
00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,055
which she thought
was hysterical.

310
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:33,970
[ Laughs ]

311
00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:36,799
That led us to finding the
coolest handyman on Craigslist,

312
00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,496
who fixed it up like new.

313
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:40,281
So Joe gave him a nice tip.

314
00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:45,460
♪♪

315
00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:47,288
What was that?

316
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:50,857
I vaguely remember a robot
that played records.

317
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:53,381
I also remember my commercial
coming on TV.

318
00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:54,817
Hey.
Look, look, look.

319
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:57,385
Look at the TV.
Look at the TV.

320
00:12:57,428 --> 00:12:59,082
That's him.

321
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:03,130
[ Laughter ]

322
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:08,265
♪♪

323
00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:11,007
[ Laughter continues ]

324
00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:13,705
At one point, DJ Maureen
decided she was a pirate

325
00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:15,142
and thought she should bury

326
00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:16,491
a bunch of treasure
on the beach.

327
00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:18,406
♪♪

328
00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:20,800
[ Imitates explosion ]

329
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:24,368
And our doorman showed us a
trick he can do with spoons.

330
00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:26,153
[ Cheers and applause ]

331
00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:28,416
[ Laughs ]

332
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:31,506
[ Cheering ]

333
00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:35,423
♪ On top of the world

334
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:37,338
All in all,
it was a hell of a night,

335
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:40,994
but eventually the sun came up
and the party had to end.

336
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:50,220
[ Cellphone vibrating ]

337
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,981
[ Farts ]

338
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:21,295
[ Dance music playing,
skipping ]

339
00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:27,257
[ Snores ]

340
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:30,391
Ugh! [Strained] Uh, you stepped
on my dick and balls.

341
00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:33,481
I'm sorry. I can't --
I can't find my shoes.

342
00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:34,874
[ Groans ]

343
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:37,659
[ Seagulls cawing ]

344
00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:39,008
Tim: Hey, Bill,
you haven't seen

345
00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:41,532
a pair of blue shoes
out here, have ya?

346
00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:45,754
I think that tattooed lady who
was hogging the record player

347
00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:47,799
might've buried them.

348
00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,453
Oh, sh--
she does that.

349
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:52,369
Good luck.

350
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:55,111
That was
a pretty crazy night, huh?

351
00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:57,809
It was.
It was something.

352
00:14:57,853 --> 00:15:00,160
[ Chuckles ]

353
00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:02,249
I threw them spoons
in the ocean.

354
00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:03,990
After what
they've been through,

355
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:06,035
I didn't like the idea
that some young'n

356
00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:09,256
would be slurping up
his Frosted Flakes with them.

357
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:10,648
That's good thinking.

358
00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:12,607
How do you feel?

359
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:15,697
Not as good as I did last night,
that's for sure.

360
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:18,961
Yeah, it kind of uses up
all your happy for a while.

361
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:21,050
Can't have ecstasy
without a little agony.

362
00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:24,488
Uh, it depends on what
you consider ecstasy.

363
00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:27,970
Sitting in an easy chair
after a long day's work,

364
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:31,669
taking a walk in the woods
on a sunny day,

365
00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:33,976
being in love --

366
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:37,327
to me,
that's what ecstasy is.

367
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:40,983
Of course, it don't pack the
punch that your ecstasy did,

368
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:45,161
but mine lasted 90 years and,
uh, didn't make me feel like

369
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,990
a hollowed-out old tree trunk
in the morning.

370
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:50,427
So, do you finally have
your regret, then?

371
00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:53,300
I do, but it's not so much
about the drugs

372
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:56,085
as about touching
that young lady's feet

373
00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:58,174
for as long as I done.

374
00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,785
I don't think my wife
would've approved.

375
00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:02,962
Sorry I made you
feel bad.

376
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:06,095
There were a lot of things I did
last night that I regret.

377
00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:09,533
It's okay, sweetie.
I don't mind a little guilt.

378
00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:11,840
It's just your brain
reminding you

379
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,842
that you're
a good person.

380
00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:17,759
If you wasn't a good person,
you wouldn't feel guilty.

381
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:19,630
Tim: Well, I must be
a really good person,

382
00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:21,023
because I've had
a lot of crazy nights

383
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,590
where I felt really guilty.

384
00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:27,073
[ Laughs, coughs ]

385
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:29,684
Look, Tim,
I'm not gonna tell you

386
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,425
how to live your life,

387
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:35,516
but when it comes to drugs
and sex, try to make decisions

388
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:40,303
on how you're gonna feel about
it afterward, not during,

389
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:45,874
because the after lasts a whole
lot longer than the during.

390
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,963
That actually makes
a lot of sense.

391
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:51,662
And I sure hope you weren't
serious about quitting acting.

392
00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,925
There's a whole mess of people
in West Virginia

393
00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:56,711
would be fit to be tied
if you did.

394
00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,191
What are you
talking about?

395
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,584
Everybody at church knows
you're my nephew,

396
00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:04,066
and all I talk about
is seeing you on TV.

397
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,676
I mean,
you got a lot of fans.

398
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:08,723
Oh, great. I'm the Tom Hanks
of liquefied crap.

399
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:12,683
Nobody ever said nothing about
that tummy-ache commercial.

400
00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:15,469
The most I hear is
when you was that DMV clerk

401
00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:18,689
on that terrible show
about the redneck

402
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:21,170
with the mustache
and the grocery list.

403
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:23,303
"My Name is Earl"?That sounds right.

404
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,827
And, uh, the one where you
was that crying guy

405
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:27,133
in the court show.

406
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:29,004
"Judge Judy"?
No, that was real.

407
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,093
My roommate stole my ferret.

408
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:34,270
Well, you sure took your loss
like a champ.

409
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:36,838
You are a good actor.

410
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:40,972
♪♪

411
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:42,278
Yeah, I'm not gonna quit.

412
00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:43,801
I-I think I just said that

413
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:46,195
'cause I wanted someone
to talk me out of it.

414
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:48,458
[ Chuckles ]

415
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:49,981
Thanks.

416
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:51,548
You're welcome.

417
00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:54,029
And if you don't want people
recognize you

418
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:57,424
from that commercial,
grow a beard.

419
00:17:57,467 --> 00:18:00,731
Diarrhea ain't got
no beard.

420
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:04,170
[ Blows ]

421
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:06,694
The next few months, we helped
Bill try a lot of new things,

422
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:09,479
including raw fish
and roller coasters.

423
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,220
But as the end grew near,
he wanted

424
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:14,267
to be back in West Virginia
doing old things...

425
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:15,703
Five of a kind.

426
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:17,139
Five?
That's impossible...

427
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:18,923
That's impossible....but I have it.

428
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:20,795
I just have a straight flush.
You got me.

429
00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:23,189
...until it was time
for the fun to end,

430
00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:27,410
and, not knowing what was
coming next, Bill was scared.

431
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:29,064
But this time,
it was up to me

432
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,762
to let him know he was going
to be okay.

433
00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:37,681
[ Laughing ]

434
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:39,335
[ Chuckles ]

435
00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:41,729
And it worked.
He caught the sillies from me

436
00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:42,947
and started laughing.

437
00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:47,038
[ Both laugh ]

438
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,612
[ Sniffles ]

439
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:58,528
[ Laughs ]

440
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:01,227
Bill wanted his ashes spread
alongside Lorraine's

441
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:04,969
in the backyard, where they
used to look at clouds.

442
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:07,146
Well, most of his ashes.

443
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,017
He asked me to dump a small
part of him

444
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,845
in the ocean
with your spoons.

445
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:13,108
He didn't like the idea of
Lorraine's ashes

446
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,198
next to the part of him that
rubbed another woman's feet.

447
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:19,201
The problem is, on my way
into your living room,

448
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,769
Uncle Bill and I
took a little tumble.

449
00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:23,901
So when you see that I had to
replace your rug,

450
00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:25,903
you'll know why.

451
00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:28,167
That's the explanation
I thought I owed you.

452
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,994
Your pal, Tim.

453
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:35,435
♪♪

454
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:43,312
♪ If I stood in that tunnel
with a white light at the end ♪

455
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:46,489
♪ Heard a blonde was asking

456
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:51,364
♪ "Honey, would you do it all
the same way again?" ♪

457
00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:54,845
♪ If you had the chance,
would you switch? ♪

458
00:19:55,542 --> 00:20:02,070
♪ Tighten every seam up,
stitch by stitch? ♪

459
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:06,596
♪ Yeah, I'd change a couple
things, that'd be my wish ♪

460
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,382
♪♪

461
00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:13,255
♪ Make love more,
drink a little less ♪

462
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:17,303
♪ Only do the good drugs

463
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:21,263
♪ Take it as it comes
like a door wide open ♪

464
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:25,485
♪ Never sweep it
underneath the rug ♪

465
00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:29,315
♪ Wouldn't have swung
at every pitch ♪

466
00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:33,667
♪ Wouldn't have been so sad
when I missed ♪

467
00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:35,103
♪ Yeah, I'd change
a couple things... ♪

468
00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:36,452
Guys, you got to
pay attention.

469
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,585
You're -- You're
dropping everything.

470
00:20:38,628 --> 00:20:41,283
How come Aunt Debbie gets to
stay on the beach?

471
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,893
Because Aunt Debbie
married well.

472
00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:44,895
Lisa: Shh!

473
00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:47,115
♪ Ooh, ooh

474
00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:51,728
♪ Let me change a couple thing,
let me get my wish ♪

475
00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:56,080
♪ Can I change a couple things,
will I get my wish? ♪

476
00:20:56,124 --> 00:21:05,307
♪♪